Quotes about Bad, page 9

If you have “cleared” all the rooms and met no resistance, you and your entry team have probably kicked in the door of the wrong house.

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If a cop swings a baton in a fight, he will hit other cops more often than he will hit the bad guys he swings at.

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From behind you, the bad guys can see your night sights as well as you can.

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On any call, there will always be more “bad guys” than there are good guys, and the farther away your back-up, the more there will be.

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The number of people who lock their keys in their car is directly proportional to how bad the weather is.

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If your response goes well, you're at the wrong barracks.

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The warrant you don't read is the one you'll serve at the wrong quarters.

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The alley you sprint down, is the wrong alley.

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When dealing with citizens, if it felt good saying it, it was wrong.

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If you think you have lots of time before your bus you read the timetable wrong or its out of date or both.

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If stage calls for reloading off you body, the first and sometimes the second cartridge you pull out of your pouch will always be the wrong caliber.

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The wrong caliber for you rifle will not chamber but it will always fit thru the loading gate and jam under the carrier.

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Don’t ever try to shoot a stage gremlin, they smell real bad.

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If you run out of shots shells on a stage and a cowboy hands you his, they will always be the wrong gauge.

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If you forget or pack the wrong ammo, that will always be the caliber the club vender will be out of.

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No matter how wrong you are, your mother will not hold it against you. She may remind you a number of times, but she will not hold it against you.

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You never are as good as other people's children. You are never as bad as mom imagines.

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Facings tend to be sewn to the wrong side.

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If you have two versions of a photo, you will send the wrong one to the printer.

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If the run is wrong, it's never the press operator's fault.

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