Murphy's laws about Man
36 quotes by Edward A. Murphy about man
Edward A. Murphy Engineer working on Air Force Project MX981
When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.
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The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can't stand years later.
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A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't.
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A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love her.
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There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love.
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When that same man doesn't want his wife to hear, she's all ears.
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If a man speaks deep in the forest and there is no woman there to hear him; is he still wrong.
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The two thing no man can ever understand. Women and what makes all men complete damm fools over women.
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Try and try as you might, there will still be times where men are just assholes. We can't help it and we're sorry.
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The mother of the man, or the father of the woman you love will invariably hate you.
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As soon as you break up the man (or woman) who couldn't commit TO YOU will get married.
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A good women/men are like parking spots, all the good ones are taken.
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