Murphy's laws about Being

Edward A. Murphy Engineer working on Air Force Project MX981

Although it may seem like that on the outside, no one is having fun being single.

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Being taken attracts women. Being single makes them avoid you like the plague.

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Being honest with someone will always turn that person into an enemy.

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You're best friend stop being you're best friend the instant a beautiful woman walks in and you both are attracted to her.

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Being told your the nicest guy they know is the kiss of death.

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Being told that someone doesn't want to date you because you're such a good friend, is like being told that you didn't get the job because you're overqualified.

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Any manufacturer making his warranties dependent upon the device being earthed will only supply power cabling with two wires.

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If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.

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The number of open service windows at banks, post offices, airline counters, etc... always equals [n/2 - m], n being the total number of windows and m being a random number between 1 and the total number of windows minus 1.

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The tough part about being an officer is that the troops don't know what they want, but they know for certain what they don't want.

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Sometimes, being good and lucky still is not enough.

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Being shot hurts.

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The likelihood that you are speaking to an undercover law enforcement officer, is directly proportional to the number of personal questions being asked of you.

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At the exact moment that your car insurance lapses, the probability of being involved in an accident increases exponentially.

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Stealth Bullets only work in stealth guns on a stealth stage being shot by a stealth cowboy or cowgirl.

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No CB has ever admitted being a Democrat.

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Being yourself will have to wait until you get home or at least a bar.

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If a name can be mispronounced as the programme is being introduced, it will.

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You'll either be overrun by newbie's who have totally cool original new characters (all expressions after 'have' being debatable) who'll quit two days after their introduction to the story, or left totally deserted without players.

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The percent of time spent bickering over what to do next is inversely proportional to the importance of the subject being fought over.

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