Although it may seem like that on the outside, no one is having fun being single.
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Murphy's laws about Being
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Being taken attracts women. Being single makes them avoid you like the plague.
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Being honest with someone will always turn that person into an enemy.
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You're best friend stop being you're best friend the instant a beautiful woman walks in and you both are attracted to her.
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Being told your the nicest guy they know is the kiss of death.
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Any manufacturer making his warranties dependent upon the device being earthed will only supply power cabling with two wires.
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If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.
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The tough part about being an officer is that the troops don't know what they want, but they know for certain what they don't want.
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At the exact moment that your car insurance lapses, the probability of being involved in an accident increases exponentially.
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Stealth Bullets only work in stealth guns on a stealth stage being shot by a stealth cowboy or cowgirl.
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Being yourself will have to wait until you get home or at least a bar.
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If a name can be mispronounced as the programme is being introduced, it will.
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The percent of time spent bickering over what to do next is inversely proportional to the importance of the subject being fought over.
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