If you believe a relationship can't work, but feel the need to try, it won't.
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Murphy's laws about Work
54 quotes by Edward A. Murphy about work
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If you can't get your work done in the first 24 hours, work nights.
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The remaining work to finish in order to reach your goal increases as the deadline approaches.
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No matter how hard you work, the boss will only appear when you access the internet.
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The chances of getting off work on time is inversely proportional to how much e-mail the boss leaves for until end of the day.
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If you forget to save you're work every 5 minutes, it will break down after you've been at it for an hour.
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You will always discover errors in your work after you have printed/submitted it.
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Illegal Error' messages only happen when you forget to save your work.
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Antivirus systems only effectively work on a virus after given virus has passed its prime.
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In case of an atomic bomb attack, work rules will be temporarily suspended.
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Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing.
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If you are good, you will be assigned all the work. If you are really good, you will get out of it.
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At work, the authority of a person is inversely proportional to the number of pens that person is carrying.
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Machines that have broken down will work perfectly when the repairman arrives.
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Things that must work together, can't be carried to the field that way.
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Murphy's war laws: There is always a way, and it usually doesn't work.
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