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You will misspell the name of the client's spouse.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about customers, name, contentment

If you purchase new equipment to read your client's disk, it will be the last disk of that type you will ever receive.

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Any movie at your local video store will always be rented out when you want to rent it yourself.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about stores, contentment

It's when you are finally on top when everyone finds out all the bad things that you did as a teen, thus ruining your position.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about bad luck, bad, things, contentment

When you get the paper, it will be out of toner.

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Whenever you think your drive will go right it wouldn't.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about rightness, contentment

Whenever you think your aim is right is not.

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Whenever you think you might finish a 9 holes play with one ball it wouldn't.

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Whenever you think you have a clear drive over water it will ditch.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about water, contentment

Whenever you think you hit the green you wouldn't.

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The more people looking at you driving on the driving range, the more slicing your driving will get.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about nation, people, contentment

Rain on a golf course is Gods way of telling you that you're playing too slow.

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When your workmates absolutely guarantee they'll take care of your duties while you're on vacation, they won't.

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The more work you are promised, the harder it is to find.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about work, contentment

Your unemployment check always comes after you find work.

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The ideal job for you was filled right before you found out about it.

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In a job interview you need to be well spoken, clear, pleasantly dressed, confident and polite.

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The job you want is well paying, interesting, fun, rewarding, conveniently located, or attainable; pick one.

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Employers are either all the things you'd hate in a co-worker or start looking for another job.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about employers, workers, hate, things, contentment

The 10 minutes presentation or video stating everything on how the company caring about you as an employee and as an individual was originally a brilliant April fools joke until a vice president decided that some of the grunts are dumb enough to...

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