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The Jackpot gets to $40,000,000 and the numbers match all the numbers on your lotto slip, but you forgot to buy your ticket.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about numbers, lotto, commerce, contentment

You match 4 numbers, but you lost your ticket.

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You've been playing the same numbers in the Lotto since it beginning. Then they change the Lotto game saying it's what the people wanted.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about lotto, numbers, games, beginning, change, people, contentment

The only time you win, it's a pitifully small amount.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about time, contentment

Your spouse wins, then leaves you.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

You finally hit it big, then you find out all the friends you never had.

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When you need to carry a child they will want to walk.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about children, need, contentment

When you want them to walk they will want to be carried.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

When you bring the stroller they will want to walk.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

When you forget the stroller they will want to ride.

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If I make a mess you must clean it up.

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The louder you speak and the more you repeat something is inversely proportional to the amount of information taken in.

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The clothes/shoes you bought last week will not fit this week or will not be “cool” enough for this week.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about clothes, contentment

The more you paid for the car seat the more the child will hate it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about hate, children, contentment

When you are in a hurry the child will dawdle.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about children, contentment

The availability of daycare is directly proportionate to how badly you need it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about need, contentment

Your child will always wait until you are fully dressed for work before spilling their food on you.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about food, children, work, contentment

The later you let a child stay up at night, the earlier he will wake up in the morning.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about night, children, contentment

If you have two versions of a photo, you will send the wrong one to the printer.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about bad, contentment

The index entry you leave out will be the first one the client looks under.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about customers, contentment