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Never forget who rocked you as a baby. That's something else you will never be able to repay her for.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about mother, contentment

Mother can always tell you a better way to do something after you've already done it.

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The longer it's been since you cleaned house, the more likely it is that mother will visit.

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No matter how small your mom is, she will always be bigger than you are.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about mother, contentment

The more you detest an item that belongs to your mother, the more likely it is that she will try to give it to you.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about mother, contentment

If you do it yourself, mom could have done it better. If mom does it, you should have done it yourself.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about mother, contentment

You never are as good as other people's children. You are never as bad as mom imagines.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about mother, children, bad luck, bad, good, good luck, contentment, people

The only thing more accurate than a mother's advice is her memory of the times you didn't take it.

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Never tell your mother you have nothing to do. She can always find something.

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If your kid grows up to be like you its an insult, not to you, to the kid.

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You can fool some people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, but you can't fool Mum.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about mother, time, people, contentment

If you need 6 buttons, you will find 5 in your button box.

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The seam you meant to rip out is invariably the other one.

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When you are in a hurry, the needle eye is always too small.

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The fabric you forgot to pre-shrink will always shrink the most.

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The pattern you wanted to make again will have one key piece missing.

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If you drop something out of your sewing basket, it will be your box of pins, with the cover off.

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Collar points don't match, and you've trimmed all the seams.

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You will spill your pin box once per garment.

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You check the paper and find that you have all six numbers, but then you find the newspaper misprinted two of the numbers.

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