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Your mother is the only person that knows more about you than you know about yourself.

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Any time you are unable to solve a problem, ask your mother. She probably won't know either, but she will fake it.

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The more you try to stay on your mother's good side the harder it will be to figure out which side this is.

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If you can't remember whether or not you called your mother, you didn't.

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The motherly advice you ignore will always turn out to be the best advice she ever gave you.

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If you forget, mom will remind you of all your mistakes so you don't repeat them.

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Anything you do can be criticized by your mother - even doing nothing.

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Never criticize your mother's cooking if you expect to get any more of it.

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If you think you have any secrets from your mother, remember who has changed your diapers.

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Never lie to your mother. And if you do, never think you got away with it.

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The harder you try to hide something from your mother, the more she resembles a webcam.

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The older you are, the more you feel like a child around your mother.

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Mother's way is best. If you don't believe it, ask her.

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Everything is a good idea till you mother finds out and tells you why it isn't.

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If you don't have time to study the drivers' manual, drive your mother somewhere and get a quick refresher course.

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When you are broke, ask mom for a loan. She will help you remember what you wasted all your money on.

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The more expensive the gift you give your mother, the longer she will “save” it before she uses it.

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No matter how wrong you are, your mother will not hold it against you. She may remind you a number of times, but she will not hold it against you.

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No matter how much you eat, you can never get so fat that mother will not offer you more food.

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The more times mother reminds you to take an umbrella, the greater the probability of rain.

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