The wrong caliber for you rifle will not chamber but it will always fit thru the loading gate and jam under the carrier.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, bad, contentment
You can always ID a Marlin man by the screw drivers he carries in his ammo belt loops.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, man, contentment
If you run out of shots shells on a stage and a cowboy hands you his, they will always be the wrong gauge.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, bad, contentment
In 5-card draw always count the cards six times before accusing an armed CB of holding more than 5, that way you’ll have a better feel and appreciation for the number 6.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, numbers, contentment
38s really aren’t wimp loads unless you actually shoot a wimp.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, contentment
If you think you saw Elvis at EOT dressed in white leather, he really was there and ten cowboys will back you up no matter what.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, contentment
If you’re absolutely positive that you saw slick willie (BC) at a SASS meet dressed as a cowboy packin’ heat, always keep it to yourself and never mention it; cowboys don‘t cotton to crazy people.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, contentment, people
No matter how good you are with a long-range rifle, you can never hit the Marfa, Texas lights.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, good, good luck, contentment
The night before you leave you will always loose you CAS Checklist for stuff to Not Forget.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, night, contentment
All computers are based against cowboys and will always dump whatever it was you were saving for CAS work; Bill designed them that way.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, bills, computers, work, contentment
On any other day, you can't stay awake long enough to finish watching the news, but the night before a CAS shoot you will always not be able to sleep even if you were hit over the head with the butt end of your shooting irons!Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, end, sleep, heads, night, contentment, day
No matter how many months the fantastic hamburger griller has sold lunches at your home range, he will never be there when you forgot your lunch.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, home, contentment
No matter how carefully you load your ammo, the stage with the one chance only, 30 second bonus will always be a dud.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, chance, contentment
That new, big, expensive, cowboy hat will always obscure your vision of the front sights of your rifle, but you will look good wearing it.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, vision, good, good luck, contentment
If you use hard rubber tires they will fall off.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, fall, use, contentment
If you spend an extra ordinary amount of time developing a list of things NOT to forget when going to the upcoming Regional or National match, the day of packing for the match, you will have lost the list.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, things, day, contentment, time
After laying out everything in preparation for the next day's match, including the new.38 pistols & rifle, you will always, out of habit, grab the.45 ammo!Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, habits, day, contentment
If you forget or pack the wrong ammo, that will always be the caliber the club vender will be out of.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, bad, contentment
If your rifle and handguns are not the same caliber you will always get them mixed up at least once. The harder your rifle is to dismantle the more likely and often this is to happen.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, contentment
Clay birds launched from a taut spring are going about 60MPH. A driven golf ball travels about 250MPH. Don’t ever bet that you can hit a golf ball with a shot gun before dark unless you really don’t need that shoulder any more.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, spring, dark, need, contentment