If you are late to the bus-station, the bus will be on time.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, time, contentment
When your behind time you always get every learner driver in front of you and every light is red.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, light, contentment, time
When walking to a bus stop, if you'll look back to see if the bus is coming, it won't, if you won't look back, the bus will pass you just as you'll reach the bus stop.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, contentment
If you wait for a bus for a long time, and decide to leave the station, the bus will arrive just as you're too far away to catch it.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, trap, contentment, time
No matter who you sit next too they will start a cell phone conversation about their Boyfriend or Mothers hospital operation.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, conversation, contentment
Feet will always swell on the night of the banquet when you have on your tight fitting, dress boots.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, night, contentment
Don’t ever try and joke around with a cop when you are transporting 8+ guns and 1000+ rounds of ammo to or from a Club called, Vigilante Colt Justice Shooting Club.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, police, joke, justice, contentment
The first time you’re running real late is the first time the safety meeting will actually start on time.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, safety, time, meetings, real estate, contentment
The time you locate that gun you’ve always wanted at a price far below market value for cash only right then is the time you will have forgotten to visit ATM before leaving home and the two pards behind you will be waving greenbacks at the seller.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, value, stores, contentment, time, home, rightness
If you say anything at all to a cowboy with blue hair, orange beard, wearing green, pink & yellow outfit it would be in your best interest to tell him he’s a right handsome looking buckaroo vaquero.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, interest, rightness, contentment
If you call an armed cowboy a buckaroo, be absolutely sure that the B doesn’t sound like a V or F.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, contentment
If you are winning the match with a stock Ruger and ahead by 25sec., on the last shot the hammer will always slip.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, contentment
You always know it’s time to stop reloading and come to bed when your wife calls out for a DQ for failure to engage.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, wife, failure, time, contentment
No matter how many carts you have made that were based on years of CAS experience, some new pard on his first time out will have a better one.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, experience, time, contentment
If you carry oxygen for a pick-me-up before stage time, some fool will always use it to strike a match on to light his cigar.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, light, use, time, contentment
If you ask the cost of playing CAS you probably can’t afford it.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, contentment
If stage calls for extra bullet to be loaded off your body, that will be the one you drop and the only one in that caliber that you have on you.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, body, contentment
If stage calls for reloading off you body, the first and sometimes the second cartridge you pull out of your pouch will always be the wrong caliber.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, bad, body, contentment