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If you treat your car like a racing car, then it will develop expensive racing problems.

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Regardless of how fast you go, someone behind you is in a hurry.

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A quiet intersection never has any traffic until you are ready to cross it.

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You can drive a car in to any river ford, just don't expect to always be able drive out.

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If you're late for work, every traffic light is Red.

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Mud tends to go where you do not want it to go.

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There's never a tree around when you're stuck in the mud.

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No matter where you go you always cut corners.

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Your hub screws are always turned off when you need them to be turned to 4X4.

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If you own a 4WD and a 2WD, you'll get stuck in mud in the 2WD car.

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Any driver in front of you will immediately lose the ability to drive their car.

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Even if you never smoke, eat, or drink in your vehicle there will be mysterious stains on the carpet and/or upholstery at the time of trade in.

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If you think you have lots of time before your bus you read the timetable wrong or its out of date or both.

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If you're early the bus is late If you're late the bus was early.

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If you have no change then the bus driver won't have any either.

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If two or more bus routes go to one stop; at least one of each of the others will arrive before the one you want.

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The bus you plan to take always leaves five minutes before you reach the bus stop. The bus you do take is always ten minutes late.

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If you seem to catch the last bus of the day, it left two minutes earlier.

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The more times you ask the driver to tell you when to get off the bus, the chance he won't tell you is bigger.

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It seems like a long time you are waiting for the bus, so you pull out a cigarette and light it, then here comes the bus.

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