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Any bystander who offers you help will give you none.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine, help, contentment

You're only pulled over when you were just trying to make the light.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, light, contentment

You finally save up enough to fix your car and you get fired.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, contentment

The car only breaks down at the least convenient time. When you car breaks down and it is a small repair, the mechanic has to remove the engine to get to that part.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, time, contentment

When you take your car to a mechanic because it makes a funny sound you will not be able to demonstrate it for the mechanic nor will you be able to describe.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, contentment

The car dealer always works-up a great payment plan for the car they know you need but can't afford.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, need, contentment

Your kid will fell asleep in the car 5 minutes before you arrive to your destination.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, contentment

The later you are running, the greater the chance of hitting every red light in your path.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, chance, light, contentment

The later you are running, the slower the people in front of you, and on any accessible side are going to drive.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, contentment, people

The less you want to be somewhere, the more likely every light will be green and traffic clear.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, light, contentment

If you're stuck in a traffic jam and you move to the fast lane it will become the slowest lane, if you'll move back, that lane will stand still.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, fasting, contentment

A flat will occur when you are without a spare.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, contentment

A flat won't occur while you have spare wheel.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, contentment

When driving and you want to slowdown there will always be a car traveling right behind you.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, rightness, contentment

Whenever you are running late on the highway, there will be a semi-truck in each lane to slow down traffic.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, contentment

If you are late, and stuck in the right hand lane behind a bus, the bus will stop at every stop.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, rightness, contentment

Whatever side of the pump you park your car, the tank lid will be on the other side.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, contentment

If you're looking in the mirror and all you can see is a Semi's grill, even if you'll hit the brake, you won't stop.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, contentment

There shall be torrential down-pours as you attempt to get to your car; once inside the car, the sky is blue, the birds are chirping and there's a rainbow on the horizon.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, sky, contentment

By making expensive modifications you increase the gravitational attractions between your car and large objects.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, objects, contentment