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When you drop a lens cap, the inside part always lands face down in the mud.

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Your batteries will always go dead or you will need to put in a new film canister at the least opportune moment.

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When you shoot the night away and never have to stop. Your film did not roll on to the take up reel.

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No matter how long you've had a convention for marking film holders, you will forget it when exposing the once-in-a-lifetime shot.

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It's you're first night shift for three years. And it's a full moon.

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You're doing the: Only 27 more minutes of the shift from hell happy-dance, only to turn around to see your supervisor standing there.

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As soon as you finish a thirty minute dressing the doctor will come in, and take a look at the wound.

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You walk out of a patient's room after you've asked them if they need anything: they will put the call bell on as you are about three quarters the way down the hall.

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You always remember just one more thing you need after you've gowned, gloved, and masked and gone into that isolation room.

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The correct depth of compression in adult CPR is a bit less than the depth you just reached when you broke those ribs.

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When you cancel extra staff because it's so quiet, you are guaranteed a rash of admissions.

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If you wear a new white uniform, expect to be thrown up on.

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When management smiles at you, be very, very afraid.

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Staffing will gladly send you three aides - but you have to float two of your RNs.

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As soon as you discontinue the IV line, more fluids will be ordered.

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Mandatory meetings are always scheduled after you've had the night from hell and just want to go home to bed.

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You always forget what it was you wanted after you get to the supply room. You always remember when you get back to the other end.

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As soon as you've ordered the pizzas, 25 patients show up at the ER registration desk along with three ambulances all with cardiac arrests!

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Ten seconds after you have finished giving a complete bed bath and changing the bed, the patient has a giant code brown.

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Your buddies who were reading the paper at the nurses' desk a minute ago always disappear when you need help.

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