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If you respond to more than your fair share of calls, you'll have more than your fair share of calls to respond to.

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The suspect will escape, just before you set up a good perimeter.

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The dependent who screams loudly when you don't show up quickly, also screams loudly when you do.

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The weight of the dead body you'll have to carry is proportional to the amount of stairs you'll have to climb.

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You won't get called to a court martial - unless it's your day off.

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The alley you sprint down, is the wrong alley.

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Suspects always hide in the last place you look.

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Don't stand, if you can sit - don't sit, if you can lay down - if you can lay down, you might as well take a nap.

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If your Captain can see you then so can the public.

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Never tell the Captain or Deputy Captain you have nothing to do.

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The more an item of equipment costs, the farther you have to send it away to be repaired.

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The item of equipment that usually won’t start or jams when you need it the most is the pump.

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You aren't Superman.

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As soon as you are served hot food in the field, it rains.

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If you forgot, then you did not rewind the film.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about photography, film, contentment

The one item batteries, film, and ect, you need is always in short supply.

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Never tell the Photo Editor you have nothing to do.

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The nature shots invariably happen on two occasions: when animals are ready, when you're not.

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Flashes will fail as soon as you need them.

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Photo experience is something you never get until just after you need it.

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