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If you think you'll die, don't worry you won't.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, worry, contentment, death

Near death, but still a live? There is nothing wrong with physics. God doesn't like you.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, physics, bad, death, god, nothing, contentment

If you survive the extraordinary things, it will often be the little things that will kill you.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, things, contentment

Give an order, then change the order, will get you disorder.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, order, change, contentment

You never have fire support in heavy firefight but you always have it on a silent recon mission.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, fire, fire brigade, contentment

The only thing more dangerous to you than the enemy, is your allies.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, enemies, things, contentment

The speed at which you respond to a fight call is inversely proportional to how long you've been a cop.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, speed, fight, contentment

If you know someone who tortures animals and wets the bed, he is either a serial killer or he works for Internal Affairs.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, animals, contentment

Placing a gun back in a shoulder holster with your finger on the trigger will cause you to walk with a limp.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, contentment

If you have “cleared” all the rooms and met no resistance, you and your entry team have probably kicked in the door of the wrong house.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, home, house, bad, contentment

If you have just punched out a handcuffed prisoner for spitting at you, you are about to become a star on Eyewitness News.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, prison, celebrity, contentment

If you drive your patrol car to the geometric center of the Gobi Desert, within five minutes some dumb civilian will pull along side you and ask for directions.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, contentment

You can never drive slow enough to please the citizens who don't need a cop, and you can never drive fast enough to please the ones who do.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, fasting, need, contentment

From behind you, the bad guys can see your night sights as well as you can.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, night, bad luck, bad, contentment

The longer you've been a cop, the shorter your flashlight and your temper gets.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, contentment

Whatever you are about to do, if there is a good chance it will get you killed, you probably shouldn't do it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, chance, contentment, good, good luck

You should never do a shotgun search of a dark warehouse with a cop whose nickname is Boomer.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, dark, contentment

The better you do your job, the more likely you are to be shot, injured, complained on, sued, investigated on your day off.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, day, contentment

The likelihood that you are speaking to an undercover law enforcement officer, is directly proportional to the number of personal questions being asked of you.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, numbers, law, being, contentment

Any time you decide to do something, even slightly against the law, a police officer will just so happen to be near enough to see it happen.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, law, time, contentment