My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.
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Phyllis Diller American comedian
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Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you react to it. (Charles Swindoll)
With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts. (Eleanor Roosevelt)
Literary temponaut from the rebellious worlds of man, I... (Dumitru Găleşanu)
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Think in the morning. Act in the noon. Eat in the... (William Blake)
Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the... (Robert Louis Stevenson)
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Some choices we live not only once but a thousand times... (Richard Bach)
Every command which can be misunderstood, will be. (Edward A. Murphy)
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The men and women of Afghanistan are building a nation... (George W. Bush)
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