My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.
Quote by Phyllis Diller about humor
Quotes by Phyllis Diller about Humor
1 quote by Phyllis Diller about humor
Phyllis Diller American comedian
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Think in the morning. Act in the noon. Eat in the... (William Blake)
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