All computers are based against cowboys and will always dump whatever it was you were saving for CAS work; Bill designed them that way.
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Murphy's laws about Work, page 3
61 quotes by Edward A. Murphy about work
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Your child will always wait until you are fully dressed for work before spilling their food on you.
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If the boss doesn't understand your work they will either ignore it, pretend they did it, or Freak out.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about work
If you bring your voodoo doll/adult magazine or embarrassing cream to work your boss will find it.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about work
The telephones won't work when you need to call long distance urgently.
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After a really hard day of work, when starting your car at 11:00 pm in the night to leave office, you'll realize that you've run out of gas.
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The frequency of mailing performed by a person varies in inverse proportion to the amount of work at hand.
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The day you leave work early to make it to class on time, the sensei will be sick.
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The smart JA2 player always has a spare keyboard around; if the Alt and L keys on yours still work, you're a newbie.
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The amount of work that went into planning your new campaign is inversely proportional to how many people will want to play it.
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In view of the current work-load, the light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.
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