An acceptable level of employment means that the government economist to whom it is acceptable still has a job.
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Murphy's laws about Work, page 2
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Edward A. Murphy Engineer working on Air Force Project MX981
Once a job is fouled up, anything done to improve it only makes it worse.
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The value of any job task is inversely proportional to its deadline.
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The more complicated the job is the less time and useful information you will be given.
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Things that must work together, can't be carried to the field that way.
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Your Testimony in Court is unnecessary until both you and your wife coordinate the same time off work together.
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The better job you do, the more work you can expect to be handed.
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Turret mounted machine guns usually work better than lights and sirens.
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The amount of space which is needed to work on a patient varies inversely with the amount of space which is available to work on that patient.
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Green, pink & yellow dress suit not a good choice for work, church, weddings, trial, funerals, job interviews, etc.
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Stealth Bullets only work in stealth guns on a stealth stage being shot by a stealth cowboy or cowgirl.
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Your expensive, new safety shooting glasses will never have the right correction for CAS work.
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