Murphy's laws about Work, page 2
54 quotes by Edward A. Murphy about work
Edward A. Murphy Engineer working on Air Force Project MX981
Your Testimony in Court is unnecessary until both you and your wife coordinate the same time off work together.
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The better job you do, the more work you can expect to be handed.
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Turret mounted machine guns usually work better than lights and sirens.
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The amount of space which is needed to work on a patient varies inversely with the amount of space which is available to work on that patient.
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Green, pink & yellow dress suit not a good choice for work, church, weddings, trial, funerals, job interviews, etc.
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Stealth Bullets only work in stealth guns on a stealth stage being shot by a stealth cowboy or cowgirl.
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Your expensive, new safety shooting glasses will never have the right correction for CAS work.
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All computers are based against cowboys and will always dump whatever it was you were saving for CAS work; Bill designed them that way.
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Your child will always wait until you are fully dressed for work before spilling their food on you.
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If the boss doesn't understand your work they will either ignore it, pretend they did it, or Freak out.
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If you bring your voodoo doll/adult magazine or embarrassing cream to work your boss will find it.
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