Murphy's laws about Things, page 3
62 quotes by Edward A. Murphy about things
If stopped by a cop for a broken tail light on the way to a meet the first thing he will always ask is; are there any weapons in the car?
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A cowboy packing two Colts and carrying a double can wear any thing he dang well pleases.
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The only thing a cowboy loves more than his horse is another horse.
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The only thing more accurate than a mother's advice is her memory of the times you didn't take it.
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Small, teething children will chew on the most valuable thing within reach. The same goes for puppies and juvenile tigers, bears, or crocodiles.
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It's when you are finally on top when everyone finds out all the bad things that you did as a teen, thus ruining your position.
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Employers are either all the things you'd hate in a co-worker or start looking for another job.
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You will never get fired at the beginning of the day. Your boss will think this is a good thing.
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Things can't get worse if you were born an Amazon pygmy cannibal.
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If 50 people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
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If 1000 people say a foolish thing, they're most likely receiving an endorsement fee.
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Having is not always as pleasing a thing as wanting. It is not logical but I have observed it to be true.
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The first thing you'll have to do, is the last thing you wished.
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