Murphy's laws about Things
62 quotes by Edward A. Murphy about things
Edward A. Murphy Engineer working on Air Force Project MX981
It is a fact that every thing in universe moves counterclockwise.
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The best things in the world are free and worth every penny of it.
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There may be some things better than sex, and some things worse than sex. But there is nothing exactly like it.
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The two thing no man can ever understand. Women and what makes all men complete damm fools over women.
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When it comes to love and lost, doing the right thing always hurts
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The one thing that will almost certainly come between two friends is a girl.
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No matter how perfect things are made to appear, Murphy's law will take effect and screw it up.
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If you think you are doing the right thing, chances are it will back-fire in your face.
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Everything in life is important, important things are simple, simple things are never easy.
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The primary function of the design engineer is to make things difficult for the fabricator and impossible for the serviceman.
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The only thing worse than an end-user without a clue is an end-user who has a clue - usually the wrong one.
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Eat one live toad first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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All urgent and critical reports are handed out on Friday evening and are due first thing Monday morning.
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Little things make a lot more of a difference; but the little things don't get as much recognition.
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