Murphy's laws about Sex
26 quotes by Edward A. Murphy about sex
Edward A. Murphy Engineer working on Air Force Project MX981
Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last.
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Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
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Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.
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Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.
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There may be some things better than sex, and some things worse than sex. But there is nothing exactly like it.
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Sex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned four-letter words to convey its full meaning.
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It doesn't matter HOW good it was, if you end up worrying or regretting it, it was bad sex.
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Never trust a woman who acts like you are so sexy she can't help herself but drag you to bed.
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The hornier someone is, the less likely that it will be they have sex.
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Love has all the answers. But till then sex brings up some good questions.
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