The amount of members of the opposite sex you pursue is inversely proportional to pretty much everything about you, such as intelligence.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about sex
Murphy's laws about Sex, page 2
26 quotes by Edward A. Murphy about sex
Any good looking person you see that isn't alone, will be accompanied by a person of the opposite sex who doesn't deserve to be with them.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about sex
You don't pay for sex, you pay him/her to leave after you're done.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about sex
You will have trouble with the ties on your gi pants when members of the opposite sex are in class.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about sex
