A timer reading showing a negative number proves that cowboys really can go faster than the speed of light which makes Einstein a waddy.
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Murphy's laws about Numbers, page 2
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Edward A. Murphy Engineer working on Air Force Project MX981
No matter how wrong you are, your mother will not hold it against you. She may remind you a number of times, but she will not hold it against you.
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You check the paper and find that you have all six numbers, but then you find the newspaper misprinted two of the numbers.
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The Jackpot gets to $40,000,000 and the numbers match all the numbers on your lotto slip, but you forgot to buy your ticket.
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You've been playing the same numbers in the Lotto since it beginning. Then they change the Lotto game saying it's what the people wanted.
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The number of colors in a client's design will equal the number of colors in the original bid specs, plus two.
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When most important task awaits you get most number of interruptions.
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You'd find the important Phone number/e-mail ID you had been looking for, only after you had got in touch with that person by some other means.
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The authority of a person is inversely proportional to the number of functions in his pocket calculator.
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The number of the departure gate is inversely proportional to the time available to get there.
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Two rules matter for a scout: scout leaders are always right, if they are not then rule number 1 is activated.
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A horse's misbehavior will be in direct proportion to the number of people who are watching.
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Any piece you select as a closing number will have a final note one step higher than the first trumpet can play.
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The number of horses you own increases according to the number of stalls in your barn.
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The chances the elevator isn't work is inversely proportional to the weight you are carrying multiplied by the number of stairs you'll have to climb.
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A web page is only a page until its printed. Then it can be any number of pages.
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The greater the number of people involved in a social function, the less intelligent each of the participants becomes.
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