Beauty is directly proportional to the number of drinks consumed.
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Murphy's laws about Numbers
39 quotes by Edward A. Murphy about numbers
Edward A. Murphy Engineer working on Air Force Project MX981
Each computer code has five bugs, and tis number does not depend on how many bugs have been already found it is conservative.
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The number of bugs always exceeds the number of lines found in a program.
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The chances of a program doing what it's supposed to do is inversely proportional to the number of lines of code used to write it.
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The probability of bugs appearing is directly proportional to the number and importance of people watching.
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At work, the authority of a person is inversely proportional to the number of pens that person is carrying.
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The pressure of responsibility taking a difficult decision is the result of a division between its importance and the number of participant persons.
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The number of years on the job is directly proportional to your waistline.
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The number of people who lock their keys in their car is directly proportional to how bad the weather is.
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The success of an assignment is inversely proportional to the product of its importance and the number of people watching.
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The disoriented patient always comes from a Nursing Home whose beautiful paperwork has no phone number on it.
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Automatically multiply by 3 the number of drinks they claim to have had.
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