Murphy's laws about Man, page 2
43 quotes by Edward A. Murphy about man
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The most beautiful women in the world, always marry the most ugly men.
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Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.
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The bus schedule should be known as one of the most exquisitly creative and vividly imaginary forms of fiction ever devised by man.
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Skate and dance to show tunes are the only real men authorized to wear rhinestones.
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You can always ID a Marlin man by the screw drivers he carries in his ammo belt loops.
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Cowboys and boys who skate and dance to show tunes are the only real men authorized to wear rhinestones.
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The person interviewing you had less than half or your qualifications when they got the job and will want twice what you have.
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The frequency of mailing performed by a person varies in inverse proportion to the amount of work at hand.
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In an otherwise vacant locker room, the only other person will have the locker right next to yours.
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The last man entering an elevator going up goes to the lowest floor.
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The first person needing to exit the elevator will always be the person farthest to the rear of the elevator.
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A man who walks through the turnstiles backwards going to Bangkok.
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