Murphy's laws about End
30 quotes by Edward A. Murphy about end
Edward A. Murphy Engineer working on Air Force Project MX981
It doesn't matter HOW good it was, if you end up worrying or regretting it, it was bad sex.
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The person you want the most, will end up with the person you hate the most.
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The remaining work to finish in order to reach your goal increases as the deadline approaches.
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Software bugs are impossible to detect by anybody except the end user.
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The chances of getting off work on time is inversely proportional to how much e-mail the boss leaves for until end of the day.
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The only thing worse than an end-user without a clue is an end-user who has a clue - usually the wrong one.
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After any salary raise, you will have less money at the end of the month than you did before.
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When you stand at your counter for hours on end and then go to break, that's when the customer comes and rings the bell for help.
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At the end of the semester you will recall having enrolled in a course at the beginning of the semester and never attending.
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When there's a teacher that everyone says you want, you end up with the ones you don't want.
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And when you do get the ones that you want, it's when they end up changing their ways, and decide to make the class really hard.
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Having all your body parts intact and functioning at the end of the day beats the alternative.
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Medals are OK, but having your body and all your friends in one piece at the end of the day is better.
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Fatalities always occur at the end of shift - or when it rains and snows.
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As soon as you finish a thirty minute dressing the doctor will come in, and take a look at the wound.
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