You always forget what it was you wanted after you get to the supply room. You always remember when you get back to the other end.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about end
After feeling the finish on a CBs gun it would be best not to tell him; it’s as soft as a babies butt.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about end
On any other day, you can't stay awake long enough to finish watching the news, but the night before a CAS shoot you will always not be able to sleep even if you were hit over the head with the butt end of your shooting irons!Quote by Edward A. Murphy about end
Whenever you think you might finish a 9 holes play with one ball it wouldn't.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about end
The more you hate a job and wish to leave the longer you end up staying put.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about end
The display settings on your computer will play havoc only when you have to finish a presentation by afternoon.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about end
If you lose a merc through death or end of contract, you'll be in the middle of nowhere and be forced to leave behind his/her heavy gear: This is most commonly your heavy weapons expert who carried a few LAWs and your mortar.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about end
Even if you wield the Matrix, end the war and save the universe a few times, there'll still be a writer out there who will see to it that you'll be remembered for that one horrible story you were in.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about end
In view of the current work-load, the light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about end