Murphy's laws about Day, page 2
51 quotes by Edward A. Murphy about day
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Schedule your days off to avoid working during full phases of the Moon.
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After your rental car has been vandalized, the replacement will be broken into - probably on the same day.
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No matter the length of warranty coverage, on the day that the warranty expires the car will break down.
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If you seem to catch the last bus of the day, it left two minutes earlier.
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A child's favorite one day is never a favorite the next day especially food.
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Soccer, Dance, Basketball, Softball, Piano, Girl(Boy)Scouts is always on the same day with less then 5 minutes between.
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You will never get fired at the beginning of the day. Your boss will think this is a good thing.
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When its a busy day for you, all your colleagues would be chatting just outside your cabin.
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Your Security will insist on you leaving by 7:00 on the very day when you have to stay till 10:00 to meet an important deadline.
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The office assistant would be on leave only on the day you need him most.
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Only on the rarest of the days you come late, you'd bump into your boss smoking at the entrance.
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