The day you decide to tell you're girlfriend you could not live without her she will leave you the next day.
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Murphy's laws about Day
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The probability of rain is inversely proportional to the size of the umbrella you carry around with you all day.
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The repairman fixes your machine to break down the next day and charges for a new machine.
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The chances of getting off work on time is inversely proportional to how much e-mail the boss leaves for until end of the day.
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Eat one live toad first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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Mother said there would be days like this, but she never said there would be so many.
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Slog all day and no-one notices, take a 5 minute breather to play Window's Solitaire and the boss silently appears behind you.
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The perfect officer for the job will transfer in the day after that billet is filled by someone else.
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Your bivouac for the night is the spot where you got tired of marching that day.
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Having all your body parts intact and functioning at the end of the day beats the alternative.
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Medals are OK, but having your body and all your friends in one piece at the end of the day is better.
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Thousands of Veterans earned medals for bravery every day. A few were even awarded.
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The better you do your job, the more likely you are to be shot, injured, complained on, sued, investigated on your day off.
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You won't get called to a court martial - unless it's your day off.
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No photo assignment remains unchanged after the first day of shooting.
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Expect to get your pay raise the same day the hospital raises the parking rates and other charges.
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The perfect nurse for the job will apply the day after that post is filled by some semi qualified idiot.
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