The day you decide to tell you're girlfriend you could not live without her she will leave you the next day.
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Murphy's laws about Day
51 quotes by Edward A. Murphy about day
The probability of rain is inversely proportional to the size of the umbrella you carry around with you all day.
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The repairman fixes your machine to break down the next day and charges for a new machine.
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The chances of getting off work on time is inversely proportional to how much e-mail the boss leaves for until end of the day.
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Eat one live toad first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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Mother said there would be days like this, but she never said there would be so many.
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Slog all day and no-one notices, take a 5 minute breather to play Window's Solitaire and the boss silently appears behind you.
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The perfect officer for the job will transfer in the day after that billet is filled by someone else.
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Your bivouac for the night is the spot where you got tired of marching that day.
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Having all your body parts intact and functioning at the end of the day beats the alternative.
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Medals are OK, but having your body and all your friends in one piece at the end of the day is better.
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Thousands of Veterans earned medals for bravery every day. A few were even awarded.
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The better you do your job, the more likely you are to be shot, injured, complained on, sued, investigated on your day off.
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You won't get called to a court martial - unless it's your day off.
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No photo assignment remains unchanged after the first day of shooting.
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Expect to get your pay raise the same day the hospital raises the parking rates and other charges.
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The perfect nurse for the job will apply the day after that post is filled by some semi qualified idiot.
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