Students who are doing better are credited with working harder. If children start to do poorly, the teacher will be blamed.
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Murphy's laws about Children
25 quotes by Edward A. Murphy about children
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The worst chew-out from parents always comes from an incident their child lied about.
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The older you are, the more you feel like a child around your mother.
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You never are as good as other people's children. You are never as bad as mom imagines.
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A child will never ask Mom to get something until she sits down.
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Small, teething children will chew on the most valuable thing within reach. The same goes for puppies and juvenile tigers, bears, or crocodiles.
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The more potential a food has for stains the greater the coverage area when it is hurled by a child.
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A child's favorite one day is never a favorite the next day especially food.
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The more preparation time for the meal the less likely a child is to eat it.
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As soon as the snow suit, and all of the paraphernalia that accompanies, is on the child will have to use the bathroom.
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As soon as the child is in the car and the car has left the driveway the child will have to use the bathroom.
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The amount of sound from the other room is inversely proportional to the amount of trouble the child is getting into.
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The more you paid for the car seat the more the child will hate it.
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The greater the importance of the phone call the bigger the mess the child will make or the louder the tantrum the child will have.
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