Students who are doing better are credited with working harder. If children start to do poorly, the teacher will be blamed.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about children
Murphy's laws about Children
25 quotes by Edward A. Murphy about children
The worst chew-out from parents always comes from an incident their child lied about.
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A virtually infinite number of wide-eyed and inquisitive school-aged children can climb into the back of any Ambulance, and, given the opportunity, invariably will.
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The older you are, the more you feel like a child around your mother.
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You never are as good as other people's children. You are never as bad as mom imagines.
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A child will never ask Mom to get something until she sits down.
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Small, teething children will chew on the most valuable thing within reach. The same goes for puppies and juvenile tigers, bears, or crocodiles.
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The more potential a food has for stains the greater the coverage area when it is hurled by a child.
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A child's favorite one day is never a favorite the next day especially food.
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The more preparation time for the meal the less likely a child is to eat it.
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As soon as the snow suit, and all of the paraphernalia that accompanies, is on the child will have to use the bathroom.
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As soon as the child is in the car and the car has left the driveway the child will have to use the bathroom.
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The amount of sound from the other room is inversely proportional to the amount of trouble the child is getting into.
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The more you paid for the car seat the more the child will hate it.
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The greater the importance of the phone call the bigger the mess the child will make or the louder the tantrum the child will have.
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