Your child will always wait until you are fully dressed for work before spilling their food on you.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about children
The later you let a child stay up at night, the earlier he will wake up in the morning.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about children
If you're already having a bad day, the shortest, most seemingly innocent trip will occur during the hottest, dustiest hour, along the most crowded, traffic-jammed street, with a broken traffic light, an accident blocking the way, wailing children...Quote by Edward A. Murphy about children
When counting the children in a group, there's always one missing.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about children
You will have to wait at least another two hours for the last parent to pick up a child.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about children