Murphy's laws about Children, page 2

Edward A. Murphy Engineer working on Air Force Project MX981

Your child will always wait until you are fully dressed for work before spilling their food on you.

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The later you let a child stay up at night, the earlier he will wake up in the morning.

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If you're already having a bad day, the shortest, most seemingly innocent trip will occur during the hottest, dustiest hour, along the most crowded, traffic-jammed street, with a broken traffic light, an accident blocking the way, wailing children...

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When counting the children in a group, there's always one missing.

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You will have to wait at least another two hours for the last parent to pick up a child.

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