Murphy's laws about Bad
62 quotes by Edward A. Murphy about bad
Edward A. Murphy Engineer working on Air Force Project MX981
If a man speaks deep in the forest and there is no woman there to hear him; is he still wrong.
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It doesn't matter HOW good it was, if you end up worrying or regretting it, it was bad sex.
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If you're having difficulties choosing between potential two girls, you'll always pick the wrong one.
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In any married couple, both members think that they will be the first one to die, which means that at least 50% of the people will be wrong.
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Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.
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A 500 pound patient needs all care, while your 80 pound patient needs a finger dressing and your colleague has a bad back.
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In nature, nothing is ever right. Therefore, if everything is going right... something is wrong.
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If it looks good, And it taste good, And it feels good, There has got to be something wrong some where, So be careful.
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The only thing worse than an end-user without a clue is an end-user who has a clue - usually the wrong one.
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