If you run out of shots shells on a stage and a cowboy hands you his, they will always be the wrong gauge.
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Murphy's laws about Bad, page 3
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If you forget or pack the wrong ammo, that will always be the caliber the club vender will be out of.
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You never are as good as other people's children. You are never as bad as mom imagines.
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If you have two versions of a photo, you will send the wrong one to the printer.
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It's when you are finally on top when everyone finds out all the bad things that you did as a teen, thus ruining your position.
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If your manager has nothing bad to tell you for too long you will soon need their reference.
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When there are two possible forms to fill out on any given matter, the wrong form is always filled out at first.
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The wrong form is not discovered until it has been signed by all parties concerned, sealed, and delivered.
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When you want to record your favorite program so you can watch it over and over again, you were recording the wrong channel.
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When replacing a woodwind pad, all available pads will be the wrong size.
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If there are two ways to spell a name, the wrong one will be selected.
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Life stinks then you have a heart attack, get paraplegic and find yourself forced to say that it wasn't that bad after all.
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If you have a 50% chance of being right, you're wrong 90% of the time.
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Anything that can go wrong will, one hour before you are supposed to leave on vacation.
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