Software bugs are impossible to detect by anybody except the end user.EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, impossible, end
The maintenance engineer will never have seen a model quite like yours before.EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about computers
It is axiomatic that any spares required will have just been discontinued and will be no longer in stock.EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about computers
Any VDU, from the cheapest to the most expensive, will protect a twenty cent fuse by blowing first.EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about computers
Any manufacturer making his warranties dependent upon the device being earthed will only supply power cabling with two wires.EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, power, being
If a circuit requires n components, then there will be only n - 1 components in locally-held stocks.EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, prison
A failure in a device will never appear until it has passed final inspection.EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, failure
A program generator creates programs that are more buggy than the program generator.EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about computers
A part dropped from the workbench will roll to a degree of un-reachability proportional to its importance.EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about computers
The best way to see your boss is to access the internet.EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, heads, internet
No matter how hard you work, the boss will only appear when you access the internet.EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, heads, internet, work, contentment
The hard drive on your computer will only crash when it contains vital information that has not been backed up.EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about computers
Computers don't make errors. What they do they do on purpose.EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, error, purpose
Each computer code has five bugs, and tis number does not depend on how many bugs have been already found it is conservative.EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, numbers
Profanity is one language all computer users know.EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, language
The number of bugs always exceeds the number of lines found in a program.EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, numbers
The most ominous words for those using computers: Daddy, what does “Now formatting Drive C mean”?EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, word