Quotes about Wife by Edward A. Murphy

Edward A. Murphy Engineer working on Air Force Project MX981

When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about wife

An ex-wife/husband will always be till death do us part.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about wife

When a man wants his wife to hear, she doesn't listen.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about wife

When that same man doesn't want his wife to hear, she's all ears.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about wife

Your Testimony in Court is unnecessary until both you and your wife coordinate the same time off work together.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about wife

You always know it’s time to stop reloading and come to bed when your wife calls out for a DQ for failure to engage.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about wife