Quotes about Sex, page 5

Women need a reason to have sex Men just need a place.

Quote by Billy Crystal about sex

According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful.

Quote by Robert De Niro about sex

There`s a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what`s the problem?

Quote by Dustin Hoffman about sex

There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked.

Quote by Jerry Seinfeld about sex

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

Quote by Woody Allen about sex

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.

Quote by Robin Williams about sex

An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.

Quote by Aldous Huxley about sex

Did you ever notice the people who are most adamantly against abortions are people you wouldn't want to fuck in the first place?

Quote by George Carlin about sex

Sex concentrates on what is on the outside of the individual. It's funny because I think it's better inside.

Quote by Alex Walsh about sex

When a man goes on a date, he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows.

Quote by Frederike Ryder about sex

Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about sex

There is no remedy for sex but more sex.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about sex

Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about sex

No sex with anyone in the same office.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about sex

Sex is dirty only if it's done right.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about sex

Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about sex

Sex discriminates against the shy and the ugly.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about sex

There may be some things better than sex, and some things worse than sex. But there is nothing exactly like it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about sex

Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about sex

Sex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned four-letter words to convey its full meaning.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about sex