Quotes about Real Estate, page 5
200 quotes about Real Estate
One thing about playing the real jazz is that you can't count it.
Quote by Mahalia Jackson about real estate
The real story is that I had unprotected sex. That's that. That's easy.
Quote by Magic Johnson about real estate
At least one tenant's check will be "lost in the mail" every month.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about real estate
Tenants only lock themselves out in the middle of the night... or on Christmas.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about real estate
When a furnace breaks in mid-winter, it is always the heat exchanger.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about real estate
The hardware store closes five minutes before you get there.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about real estate