Quotes about Real Estate, page 6

Tenants always swear under oath that the window was broken when they moved in.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about real estate

When a tenant calls and says: hi, how are you , something is drastically wrong.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about real estate

If it exists, your tenant will try to flush it down the toilet.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about real estate

If you have any questions about anything, ask your tenants.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about real estate

If it is pouring rain, you can be sure the windows are open at one or more at your units.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about real estate

The first time you’re running real late is the first time the safety meeting will actually start on time.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about real estate

The cost of a real Colt always equals two or more 2 SS checks.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about real estate

Skate and dance to show tunes are the only real men authorized to wear rhinestones.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about real estate

Modern day real ivory grips really aren’t.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about real estate

Don’t ever try to shoot a stage gremlin, they smell real bad.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about real estate

Cowboys and boys who skate and dance to show tunes are the only real men authorized to wear rhinestones.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about real estate

Only cowboys can wear yellow leather boots and not get noticed real hard.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about real estate

All cowboys wearing yellow, leather boots, study the ground real hard before dismounting.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about real estate

This is not a matter of weapons, we are hopeful for God's help, the real matter is the extinction of America. And, God willing, it will fall to the ground.

Quote by Mohammed Omar about real estate

We never had it as rough as the kids have it today. Look at the price of a gallon of gas or a piece of real estate or a college education.

Quote by Suze Orman about real estate

Certainly the advent of technology and electronic commerce has had an immense impact on the real estate industry.

Quote by Michael Oxley about real estate

He that rebels against reason is a real rebel, but he that in defence of reason rebels against tyranny has a better title to Defender of the Faith, than George the Third.

Quote by Thomas Paine about real estate

The real man smiles in trouble, gathers strength from distress, and grows brave by reflection.

Quote by Thomas Paine about real estate

I really worked to try and be creative enough on the guitar parts so those who aren't real educated would know that there was some difficulty in doing it.

Quote by Brad Paisley about real estate

My wife works for Jim Belushi. I've got to know him real well. I've got to know Aykroyd too. They're both really good guys.

Quote by Brad Paisley about real estate