Quotes about Real Estate, page 6
200 quotes about Real Estate
Your best tenants always get job transfers during the worst rental markets.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about real estate
Everything in your rentals will break 100 times faster than in your own home.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about real estate
Tenants always swear under oath that the window was broken when they moved in.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about real estate
When a tenant calls and says: hi, how are you, something is drastically wrong.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about real estate
If it exists, your tenant will try to flush it down the toilet.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about real estate
If you have any questions about anything, ask your tenants.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about real estate
If it is pouring rain, you can be sure the windows are open at one or more at your units.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about real estate
The cost of a real Colt always equals two or more 2 SS checks.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about real estate
Skate and dance to show tunes are the only real men authorized to wear rhinestones.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about real estate
Don’t ever try to shoot a stage gremlin, they smell real bad.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about real estate
Only cowboys can wear yellow leather boots and not get noticed real hard.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about real estate
All cowboys wearing yellow, leather boots, study the ground real hard before dismounting.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about real estate