Quotes about Need, page 8

The one item batteries, film, and ect, you need is always in short supply.

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Flashes will fail as soon as you need them.

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Photo experience is something you never get until just after you need it.

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Your batteries will always go dead or you will need to put in a new film canister at the least opportune moment.

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You walk out of a patient's room after you've asked them if they need anything: they will put the call bell on as you are about three quarters the way down the hall.

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You always remember just one more thing you need after you've gowned, gloved, and masked and gone into that isolation room.

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Your buddies who were reading the paper at the nurses' desk a minute ago always disappear when you need help.

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You need it to save a life, or the salesman leaves.

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The car dealer always works-up a great payment plan for the car they know you need but can't afford.

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Your hub screws are always turned off when you need them to be turned to 4X4.

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Clay birds launched from a taut spring are going about 60MPH. A driven golf ball travels about 250MPH. Don’t ever bet that you can hit a golf ball with a shot gun before dark unless you really don’t need that shoulder any more.

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Electric powered gun carts don’t really need push handles.

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If you need 6 buttons, you will find 5 in your button box.

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When you need to carry a child they will want to walk.

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The availability of daycare is directly proportionate to how badly you need it.

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Doctors, astronauts, and plumbers need training to do their jobs, but anyone with a copy of Publisher is a graphic designer.

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In a job interview you need to be well spoken, clear, pleasantly dressed, confident and polite.

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If your manager has nothing bad to tell you for too long you will soon need their reference.

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The telephones won't work when you need to call long distance urgently.

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The office assistant would be on leave only on the day you need him most.

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