Quotes about Need, page 7

If you need to shutdown your PC ASAP, It will restart.

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No matter how big a hard drive you buy, you'll need to double it in a year.

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If you don't want it, there is plenty of it; If you really need it, they're all out of it.

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One's willingness to do something is inversely proportional to: a) the need for it to be done, b) the number of people who are relying on that person to do it.

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The closest library doesn't have the material you need.

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No matter which book you need, it's on the bottom shelf.

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All librarians will be happy to help when you don't need it, but will vanish when you have a question about the Dewey Decimal system.

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Radios will fail as soon as you need fire support.

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The one item you need is always in short supply.

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Field experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

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The weapon that usually jams when you need it the most is the M60.

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If you really need an officer in a hurry, take a nap.

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Proximity factor: The need for relief is directly related to the distance of the relief station.

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If you think you don't need something for your combat load for an OP PLAN, you'll probably wish you had it after the shit hits the fan in combat.

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You can never drive slow enough to please the citizens who don't need a cop, and you can never drive fast enough to please the ones who do.

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The further away the call is into the sticks directly relates to the likelihood you will need a restroom after you are back in service.

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The thing you really need, will be left back at the MP Station.

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Flashlight batteries always die out, just when you really need light.

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The helicopter will always be low on fuel, as soon as you need it.

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The item of equipment that usually won’t start or jams when you need it the most is the pump.

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