Quotes about Joke

17 quotes about Joke

The world is indeed comic, but the joke is on mankind.

The world is indeed comic, but the joke is on mankind.

Quote by H. P. Lovecraft about joke

A joke is a very serious thing.

A joke is a very serious thing.

Quote by Winston Churchill about joke

I never smile when I have a bat in my hands. That's when you've got to be serious. When I get out on the field, nothing's a joke to me. I don't feel like I should walk around with a smile on my face.

Quote by Hank Aaron about joke

Housekeeping ain't no joke.

Housekeeping ain't no joke.

Quote by Louisa May Alcott about joke

The gods too are fond of a joke.

The gods too are fond of a joke.

Quote by Aristotel about joke

Sex is God's joke on human beings.

Sex is God's joke on human beings.

Quote by Bette Davis about joke

You get a lot of that pitying, aggravating attitude from some people who think they are so elevated, and that, I think, is very much the Madonna style. I made a joke the other day that if Madonna doesn't like what I say about her she can always...

Quote by Boy George about joke

I'd come from the bottom of the barrel. Just Owen Hart getting out of the shadow of Bret Hart's little brother. Everyone figured, this is a joke, Owen's going to get squashed.

Quote by Owen Hart about joke

I am aware that by many persons, it is considered in the...

I am aware that by many persons, it is considered in the nature of a joke to to become a candidate and to be elected as a member of the Legislature.

Quote by Samuel Johnson about joke

Don’t ever try and joke around with a cop when you are transporting 8+ guns and 1000+ rounds of ammo to or from a Club called, Vigilante Colt Justice Shooting Club.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about joke

The funnier the joke is, the more likely mom will think...

The funnier the joke is, the more likely mom will think it is dirty.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about joke

The 10 minutes presentation or video stating everything on how the company caring about you as an employee and as an individual was originally a brilliant April fools joke until a vice president decided that some of the grunts are dumb enough to...

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about joke

As for pictures and museums, that don't trouble me, the worst of going abroad is that you've always got to look at things of that sort, to have to do it at home would be beyond a joke.

Quote by Margaret Oliphant about joke

We didn't come from London, we came from Swindon, which...

We didn't come from London, we came from Swindon, which is 18 miles out in the West and it was one of those joke towns.

Quote by Andy Partridge about joke

I think that the joke and the ghost story both have a...

I think that the joke and the ghost story both have a similar set up in that you kind of set something up and pay it off with a laugh or a scare.

Quote by Simon Pegg about joke

A caricature is putting the face of a joke on the body of...

A caricature is putting the face of a joke on the body of a truth.

Quote by Joseph Conrad about joke

The crisis of today is the joke of tomorrow.

The crisis of today is the joke of tomorrow.

Quote by Herbert George Wells about joke

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