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The repairman fixes your machine to break down the next day and charges for a new machine.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about technology, day

The repairman will have never seen a model quite like yours before.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about technology

If a program is useless, it will have to be documented.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers

Any given program will expand to fill all the available memory.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, memory

The value of a program is inversely proportional to the weight of its output.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, value

Program complexity grows until it exceeds the capability of the programmer who must maintain it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, complexity

Every non-trivial program has at least one bug .

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers

Bugs will appear in one part of a working program when another “unrelated” part is modified.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers

The subtlest bugs cause the greatest damage and problems.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, problems

A “debugged” program that crashes will wipe out source files on storage devices when there is the least available backup.

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A hardware failure will cause system software to crash, and the customer engineer will blame the programmer.

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A system software crash will cause hardware to act strangely and the programmers will blame the customer engineer.

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Undetectable errors are infinite in variety, in contrast to detectable errors, which by definition are limited.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, error, infinite

Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later.

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Make it possible for programmers to write programs in English, and you will find that programmers can not write in English.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, contentment

The documented interfaces between standard software modules will have undocumented quirks.

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The probability of a hardware failure disappearing is inversely proportional to the distance between the computer and the customer engineer.

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A working program is one that has only unobserved bugs.

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No matter how many resources you have, it is never enough.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, contentment

Any cool program always requires more memory than you have.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, memory, contentment