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Common Sense Is Not So Common.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about common sense, sense

Power Is Taken... Not Given

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about power

If the truth is in your favor no one will believe you.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about truth, faith, contentment

The difference between Stupidity and Genius is that Genius has its limits.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about genius, limits, stupidity

The universe is great enough for all possibilities to exist.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about univers

The big catastrophes are made up of smaller ones.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about disaster

Every problem is replaceable with a bigger one.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy

If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about technology, destruction, civilization

The opulence of the front office decor varies inversely with the fundamental solvency of the firm.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about technology

An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about technology, nothing

Nothing ever gets built on schedule or within budget.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about technology, nothing

A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about technology, events, meetings

A failure will not appear till a unit has passed final inspection.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about technology, failure

New systems generate new problems.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about technology, problems

We don't know one millionth of one percent about anything.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about technology

Some people manage by the book, even though they don't know who wrote the book or even what book.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about technology, people

The primary function of the design engineer is to make things difficult for the fabricator and impossible for the serviceman.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about technology, impossible, things

After all is said and done, a hell of a lot more is said than done.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about technology, hell

Computers are unreliable, but humans are even more unreliable. Any system which depends on human reliability is unreliable.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about technology, reliability, people, computers, human imperfections

If an experiment works, something has gone wrong.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about technology, bad