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When you finally buy enough memory, you will not have enough disk space.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, univers, commerce, memory, contentment

Disks are always full. It is futile to try to get more disk space. Data expands to fill any void.

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If a program actually fits in memory and has enough disk space, it is guaranteed to crash.

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If such a program has not crashed yet, it is waiting for a critical moment before it crashes.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, moment

No matter how good of a deal you get on computer components, the price will always drop immediately after the purchase.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, good, good luck, contentment

All components become obsolete.

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The speed with which components become obsolete is directly proportional to the price of the component.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, speed

Software bugs are impossible to detect by anybody except the end user.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, impossible, end

The maintenance engineer will never have seen a model quite like yours before.

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It is axiomatic that any spares required will have just been discontinued and will be no longer in stock.

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Any VDU, from the cheapest to the most expensive, will protect a twenty cent fuse by blowing first.

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Any manufacturer making his warranties dependent upon the device being earthed will only supply power cabling with two wires.

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If a circuit requires n components, then there will be only n - 1 components in locally-held stocks.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, prison

A failure in a device will never appear until it has passed final inspection.

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A program generator creates programs that are more buggy than the program generator.

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All Constants are Variables.

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Constants aren't.

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Variables won't.

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A part dropped from the workbench will roll to a degree of un-reachability proportional to its importance.

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The best way to see your boss is to access the internet.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, heads, internet