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No matter how hard you work, the boss will only appear when you access the internet.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, heads, internet, work, contentment

The hard drive on your computer will only crash when it contains vital information that has not been backed up.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers

Computers don't make errors. What they do they do on purpose.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, error, purpose

Each computer code has five bugs, and tis number does not depend on how many bugs have been already found it is conservative.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, numbers

Profanity is one language all computer users know.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, language

The number of bugs always exceeds the number of lines found in a program.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, numbers

The most ominous words for those using computers: Daddy, what does “Now formatting Drive C mean”?

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, word

When putting something into memory, always remember where you put it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, memory, contentment

Every non-trivial program contains at least one bug.

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Every non-trivial program can be simplified by at least one line of code.

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An expert is someone brought in at the last minute to share the blame.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers

Debugging is at least twice as hard as writing the program in the first place.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, writing

So if your code is as clever as you can possibly make it, then by definition you're not smart enough to debug it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, intelligence, contentment

Most computer errors can be attributed to a similar problem - a screw loose behind the keyboard.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, error

Whenever you need a crucial file from your hard drive, your computer will crash.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, need, contentment

E-mailed tasking will always come just before you log off.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, contentment

A quarantined virus - will be opened.

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A chain letter - will be sent. To global. A dozen times.

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The chance of a virus infecting your network is directly proportional to the amount of damage it does.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, chance

The chances of getting off work on time is inversely proportional to how much e-mail the boss leaves for until end of the day.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, chance, heads, end, work, day, time