When you have sufficient supplies & ammo, the enemy takes 2 weeks to attack. When you are low on supplies & ammo the enemy decides to attack that night.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, attack, enemies, night, contentment
A Purple Heart just proves that were you smart enough to think of a plan, stupid enough to try it, and lucky enough to survive.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, intelligence, heart, contentment
If your positions are firmly set and you are prepared to take the enemy assault on, he will bypass you.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, enemies, contentment
If your flank march is going well, the enemy expects you to outflank him.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, enemies, contentment
The enemy never monitors your radio frequency until you broadcast on an unsecured channel.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, enemies, contentment
Whenever you drop your equipment in a fire-fight, your ammo and grenades always fall the farthest away, and your canteen always lands at your feet.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, fight, fall, fire, fire brigade, contentment
As soon as you are served hot chow in the field, it rains.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, contentment
Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about advice, war, nothing, contentment
Your bivouac for the night is the spot where you got tired of marching that day.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, night, day, contentment
If your advance is going well, you are walking into an ambush.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, contentment
If you really need an officer in a hurry, take a nap.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, need, contentment
There is nothing more satisfying that having someone take a shot at you, and miss.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, nothing, contentment
Never screw over a buddy; you'll never know when he could save your life.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, life, contentment
Respect all religions in a combat zone, take no chances on where you may go if killed.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, chance, respect, contentment
When in a fire fight, kill as many as you can, the one you miss may not miss tomorrow.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, fight, fire, fire brigade, contentment
If you can see the flashes from the enemies' guns in battle, he can see yours too.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, enemies, contentment
Flashlights, lighters and matches don't just illuminate the surrounding area; they illuminate you too.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, contentment
Just because you have nearly impenetrable body armor and a hard-ass Kevlar helmet, doesn't mean you don't have exposed areas.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, body, contentment