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The probability of rain is inversely proportional to the size of the umbrella you carry around with you all day.

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When you really need something, its either not available, or can't be found. When you don't need it, its either available, or lays around in plain sight.

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If the truth is in your favor no one will believe you.

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The new version always manages to change the one feature you need most.

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The more knowledge you gained, the less certain you are of it.

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Make it possible for programmers to write programs in English, and you will find that programmers can not write in English.

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No matter how many resources you have, it is never enough.

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Any cool program always requires more memory than you have.

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When you finally buy enough memory, you will not have enough disk space.

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No matter how good of a deal you get on computer components, the price will always drop immediately after the purchase.

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No matter how hard you work, the boss will only appear when you access the internet.

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When putting something into memory, always remember where you put it.

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So if your code is as clever as you can possibly make it, then by definition you're not smart enough to debug it.

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Whenever you need a crucial file from your hard drive, your computer will crash.

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E-mailed tasking will always come just before you log off.

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The faster you need a hardcopy, the more people will be using the only office printer.

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General Fault Errors are the “Check Engine” light of computers. If it can be fixed, chances are it's not by you.

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No matter how fantastic your latest and greatest PC is, you will be able to buy it for half the price in 12 months.

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If you forget to save you're work every 5 minutes, it will break down after you've been at it for an hour.

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Bugs mysteriously appear when you say, Watch this!

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