The probability of rain is inversely proportional to the size of the umbrella you carry around with you all day.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about rain, day, contentment
When you really need something, its either not available, or can't be found. When you don't need it, its either available, or lays around in plain sight.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about need, contentment
If the truth is in your favor no one will believe you.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about truth, faith, contentment
The new version always manages to change the one feature you need most.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about technology, change, need, contentment
The more knowledge you gained, the less certain you are of it.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about technology, knowledge, contentment
Make it possible for programmers to write programs in English, and you will find that programmers can not write in English.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, contentment
No matter how many resources you have, it is never enough.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, contentment
Any cool program always requires more memory than you have.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, memory, contentment
When you finally buy enough memory, you will not have enough disk space.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, univers, commerce, memory, contentment
No matter how good of a deal you get on computer components, the price will always drop immediately after the purchase.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, good, good luck, contentment
No matter how hard you work, the boss will only appear when you access the internet.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, heads, internet, work, contentment
When putting something into memory, always remember where you put it.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, memory, contentment
So if your code is as clever as you can possibly make it, then by definition you're not smart enough to debug it.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, intelligence, contentment
Whenever you need a crucial file from your hard drive, your computer will crash.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, need, contentment
E-mailed tasking will always come just before you log off.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, contentment
The faster you need a hardcopy, the more people will be using the only office printer.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, need, people, contentment
General Fault Errors are the “Check Engine” light of computers. If it can be fixed, chances are it's not by you.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, chance, error, light, contentment
No matter how fantastic your latest and greatest PC is, you will be able to buy it for half the price in 12 months.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, commerce, contentment
If you forget to save you're work every 5 minutes, it will break down after you've been at it for an hour.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, contentment, work
Bugs mysteriously appear when you say, Watch this!Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, contentment