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The people who say that computers are simple to use are the same people who tell you how to build a watch when you ask what time it is.

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Computers let you waste time efficiently.

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You will always discover errors in your work after you have printed/submitted it.

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Illegal Error' messages only happen when you forget to save your work.

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If you make the letters in your Word document bigger and then you print it out, you'll have everything on the first page and only one line on the second.

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The OEM did not actually manufacture the part you need to replace

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By the time you learn your new computer you'll need a new one.

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When the Downloading Window says “99% complete”, there will be a fluctuation in the voltage and you'll have to start all over again.

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Whenever you install a group of plugins one by one just to find out which one can make your software work, you either haven't gotten the right one, or have accidentally skipped the right one or it has become the last one installed.

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No matter what problem you have with your computer - Its Always Microsoft's fault.

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You will get disconnected from the Internet or experience a computer crash when you are downloading. If you don't experience one within 80% completion, then it will happen at 99%. If you do manage to get the file, then it will turn out to be...

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You'll always receive an e-mail from a web site that you never visit before.

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If you need to shutdown your PC ASAP, It will restart.

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No matter how big a hard drive you buy, you'll need to double it in a year.

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The smaller the size of your email account, the more junk mail you will get.

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The boss will always come to your workspace when you accidentally open an adult link.

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The more pop-up screens you have, the more likely the boss will come by.

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If you're in a hurry, your computer will crash, a hard drive will become corrupted, or your files will be erased. Any way, you're screwed if you have a deadline.

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Computer masochism: When a computer takes all the abuse you think you can give it and continues working as it should.

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The sound of grinding metal or the sight of smoke coming from a case is a warning that you are trying to do too much with too little.

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