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The most frightening of viruses is the virus you do not know is already there.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, contentment

You only receive instant messaging, when working on a project that's due instantly.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, contentment

It doesn't matter what you do, it only matters what you say you've done and what you say you're going to do.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about intention, contentment

After any salary raise, you will have less money at the end of the month than you did before.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about salary, money, end, contentment

The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about stupidity, contentment

You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about advice, contentment

Eat one live toad first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about advice, commerce, rest, nothing, things, day, contentment

Never ask two questions in a business letter. The reply will discuss the one you are least interested in, and say nothing about the other.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about affair, nothing, contentment

If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about advice, use, being, contentment

If you are good, you will be assigned all the work. If you are really good, you will get out of it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about work, good, good luck, contentment

You are always doing something marginal when the boss drops by your desk.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about heads, contentment

When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about advice, fasting, contentment

You will always get the greatest recognition for the job you least like.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about work, contentment

When confronted by a difficult problem you can solve it more easily by reducing it to the question. How would the Lone Ranger handle this?.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about problems, question, contentment

No matter how much you do, you never do enough.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about advice, contentment

When you see an item in the flyer, by the time you get to the store its either sold out or the price has doubled.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about irony, stores, contentment, time

Just when you have no cash, you are in great pain and got to the bank to find the bank computers offline.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about irony, money, bankers, computers, pain, contentment

If you have a little extra money to blow, something will break, and cost more than that little extra.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about money, contentment

If you don't want it, there is plenty of it; If you really need it, they're all out of it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about irony, need, contentment

The more you like a product, the more likely it will be discontinued.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about irony, contentment